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Kato Lubwama, Seya and other politicians who don’t want to know Mukasa Mbidde’s Poohoo

Matooke Republic by Matooke Republic
February 8, 2017
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DP’s Fred Mukasa Mbidde’s deep knowledge of the English language has served us very rare species of vocabulary that even our teachers of English language are scribbling notes. It was very kowtow poohoo! 

Hon Mukasa Mbidde

Hon Mbidde, Democratic Party’s deputy president and also representative of the party in East African Legislative Assembly came under attack by the Uganda Young Democrats, the youthful wing of the party who argued that his table is already full and he should step down from the DP deputy seat.



Mbidde unleashed the vocabulary on the youthful democrats who are still wondering what he meant. However there are some politicians who might not be impressed by all the poohoo. These politicians don’t just give a damn! Here they are.

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