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My village is in Los Angeles, I’m only in Uganda for kyeyo – MP Peter Sematimba

Norman Mwambazi by Norman Mwambazi
February 15, 2020
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Busiro South MP Peter Sematimba.

Busiro South MP Peter Sematimba.

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Busiro South Member of Parliament Peter Sematimba is a man of very many entertaining antics. When he was being chased out of Parliament because of allegedly insufficient level of education, he said that his qualifications are in U.S standards, and that Ugandans don’t understand them.

The other day, he was caught on camera applying makeup and cutting short his fingernails, for a man of his stature has to have his hands on deck and looks on fleek.

If you thought that was all, well, you thought wrong! The MP has dropped another rather controversial antic. While appearing in an interview on NBS Television, Sematimba revealed how he is a class above most of us, for his village is in the lit city of Los Angeles, California, United States of America.

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Sematimba added that he is only in Uganda to do kyeyo (expatriate) and when holidays come, just like other Ugandans take a bus to go to their villages upcountry, Sematimba also goes to his village in Los Angeles, USA, using the Airbus.

And that is ‘Pirra’ Sematimba for you.

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