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“Jesus walked on foot,” Pastor Ssempa mocked for his fundraiser to buy a new car

Matooke Republic by Matooke Republic
September 17, 2021
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Social media users have mocked Makerere Community Church Pastor Martin Ssempa for calling for a fundraiser after his car broke down yesterday along the Entebbe Express by pass.

Ssempa posted a video of his car being towed by a breakdown truck and captioned it saying; “My car finally broke down on Entebbe expressway. Engine knocked out. Dead! Looking to energize my fundraiser. Those who can help out let me know.”

Social media users have instead decided to mock the outspoken pastor with some urging him to emulate Jesus by walking on foot.

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Below are some of the comments;

Mary & Joseph walked from Nazareth to Jerusalem…try walking from Kampala to Entebbe. jjawo ekyejjo!

— Timothy Michael (@777PPP888) September 16, 2021

But Pastor Jesus walked on Foot

— Womakuyu Frederick (@Wapakhabulo) September 16, 2021

Last time my bike broke-down, as in written off, I worked harder, save a bit of money, and bough another one. It took sometime, but I did it finally.

— Paul Kimumwe (@pkimumwe) September 16, 2021

i will pray for you Pastor. God will provide.

— Mutungi (@MightyCephy) September 16, 2021

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