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Now trending: Twitter explodes over Muhanga’s Shs10.2billion goats

Matooke Republic by Matooke Republic
August 3, 2016
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After Burahya County MP Margaret Muhanga told Parliament that she bought UBC land at Shs10.2 billion after selling cows and goats, Twitter has gone into frenzy mode with tweeps cracking jokes about the whole affair. Have a good laugh.



I and a couple of friends at Muhanga’s house sometime back #HowMuhangaGot10Bn pic.twitter.com/7bCRveoER6

— Grace Natabaalo (@Natabaalo) August 3, 2016

When you hear that Muhanga sold goats and raised 10Bn #HowMuhangaGot10Bn pic.twitter.com/oTkPaeUK8p

— Straight Outa Mulago (@KawumaMirundi) August 3, 2016

Goats are reared, not rared. But the breed sold by Madam Muhanga is rare, not rear. (post scriptum) #HowMuhangaGot10Bn

— Songa Samuel-Stone (@SongaStone) August 3, 2016

How Muhanga would pay the £100M for Paul Pogba ???????#HowMuhangaMade10BN pic.twitter.com/mS8IKvcOlJ

— MALINZ Paper (@Malinz_Peter) August 3, 2016

New list of the biggest livestock producing countries;
1. India
2. China
3. Brazil
4. USA
5. Australia
6. Muhanga
7. EU#HowMuhangaGot10bn

— Kanyomozi District (@PatriqKanyomozi) August 3, 2016

Come to think of it,Muhanga’s goats may be self contained,trained,able to read & write plus they come with Wi-Fi#HowMuhangagot10bn

— Faith Liam Mulungi (@Omulungi_Hawt) August 3, 2016

Kabushenga will soon invite Muhanga to share her rags to riches story in next Pakasa to inspire the youth- towakana #HowMuhangaGot10bn

— Rwot Kweri (@OgwangJr) August 3, 2016

That look you pull when you see one of Muhanga’s 10bn goats pass by #HowMuhangaGot10bn pic.twitter.com/uCRfRROejr

— Abdu Wasike (@WasikeAbdu) August 3, 2016

Samples of cow dung collected from Margaret Muhanga’s farm. #HowMuhangaGot10Bn pic.twitter.com/zWiL5RKVAe

— Siima K K Sabiti (@kanyindo) August 3, 2016

Instead of Gov’t using tax payers money to bailout distressed companies, they should ask Muhanga to bail them out #HowMuhangaGot10bn

— Abdu Wasike (@WasikeAbdu) August 3, 2016

That moment wen Ronaldo finds out that Muhanga can get his monthly salary by just selling cows…#HowMuhangaGot10Bn pic.twitter.com/FcpmK4BVjB

— Patoranking (@pyepar) August 3, 2016

Is it my fault you’ve been rearing the wrong type of cows and goats? Msscchheewww. #HowMuhangaGot10Bn pic.twitter.com/eEkAWnr3Kq

— Siima K K Sabiti (@kanyindo) August 3, 2016

Goat for sale.
Price 500m
I want to buy land in Kololo#HowMuhangaGot10Bn pic.twitter.com/pVxOdQGU30

— Daron (@bartlettdaron) August 3, 2016

Guys are updating their social media like…. “Yeah. I’m a farmer. Sup girl?. #HowMuhangaGot10Bn pic.twitter.com/9HnG3FX8sU

— Joel Muhumuza (@joelanthony23) August 3, 2016

The Goat Assembly discussing how their colleagues were sold for a mere10bn. #HowMuhangaGot10Bn pic.twitter.com/h2gh9bjhZE

— Evelyn Lirri (@Elirri) August 3, 2016

That awkward moment when Don MC’s Oli Mbuzi goes from a diss track to a compliment. #HowMuhangaGot10Bn

— Rudende (@rudende) August 3, 2016

Mp Muhanga as seen taking her Goats to the Market to raise UGX 10.2 Bn she used to Buy UBC Land.#HowMuhangaGot10Bn pic.twitter.com/nUJhNSk8yc

— Samwise Gamgee (@Sambannz) August 3, 2016

Finally we see who bought those cows and Goats at 10b….. #HowMuhangagot10bn pic.twitter.com/tGifzfcyCG

— Soldier ↪ (@PatohShanqueels) August 2, 2016

Now I know why Amama went into goat farming #Howmuhangagot10bn pic.twitter.com/D4wdW5AqOX

— Pru Nyamishana (@nyapru1) August 2, 2016

…Cow or just G.O.A.T! [Greatest Of All Time] . GO Figure! #HowMuhangaGot10Bn pic.twitter.com/4FQO9TH1ok

— OPP (@patrickoyulu) August 2, 2016

How I would enter Kampala after selling cows and goats for UGX10BN. #HowMuhangaGot10Bn pic.twitter.com/tDN1eX469q

— Allan Ssenyonga (@ssojo81) August 2, 2016

When people won’t let you prosper with your ‘How I made my first 10bn’ story #HowMuhangaGot10Bn pic.twitter.com/7RtBXWn2G3

— Grace Kenganzi (@gkenganzi) August 2, 2016

When ur minding you own business then you see a cow that belonged to Muhanga on ur farm…#HowMuhangaGot10Bn pic.twitter.com/JcPdUph1S5

— Patoranking (@pyepar) August 2, 2016

One of Muhanga’s cows seen chilling shortly before being sold off…#HowMuhangaGot10Bn pic.twitter.com/yHZhS1rkkB

— Patoranking (@pyepar) August 2, 2016

When we contacted the goats…#HowMuhangaGot10Bn pic.twitter.com/jjAwxQhSHf

— Mordecai Musonge (@MordecaiMicah) August 2, 2016

When goats find out #HowMuhangaGot10Bn pic.twitter.com/iONCHXOLuu

— Mucunguzi Bentley (@macussbentley) August 2, 2016




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