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Poor young man writes to Capital FM’s Val Okecho asking to join the illuminati, read his hilarious letter

Matooke Republic by Matooke Republic
May 28, 2016
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Ugandans never cease to amuse. A desperate lad has written to Capital FM Late Date presenter Val Oketcho, asking him for help to join the illuminati so that he escapes the jaws of poverty.

The illuminati myth has been around for sometime with claims that if you join the devil worshipping secret society, you gain fame and wealth.

Our lad says he is tired of poverty. He wants to get money to join campus and he thinks joining illuminati is the only way. We wonder why he thought Val Okecho was his way to join the society.

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Just this week, another young man was caught with a head belonging to his own young brother, claiming he had been asked by music promoter Jeff Kiwa for him to join the illuminati.

Read the letter to Val Okecho below.

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