Matooke Republic
Monday, July 7, 2025
  • Home
  • News
  • Entertainment
  • Gossip
  • Features
  • Business
  • Sports
  • Health
  • Photos
  • Relationships
Matooke Republic
  • Home
  • News
  • Entertainment
  • Gossip
  • Features
  • Business
  • Sports
  • Health
  • Photos
  • Relationships
No Result
View All Result
Matooke Republic
No Result
View All Result

Stella Nyanzi turns condoms into balloons during a s3x talk with 11-year-old daughter.

Matooke Republic by Matooke Republic
June 29, 2016
in Entertainment, Featured Stories, Health, Lifestyle, LOL, Parenting, Relationships
Reading Time: 2 mins read
51
SHARES
Share on FacebookShare on Twitter

Controversial don Dr. Stella Nyazi is at it again, this time on the talk that’s most dreaded by parents.

When a child is almost hitting puberty, most parents take cover and hope for the best, but not medical anthropologist Dr.Stella Nyanzi. She took sex education with her daughter to a whole new level as she narrated on her Face book page “Feeling like a Ninja-Warrior, I pulled out a packet of black condoms…”

Nyanzi and her 11-year-old daughter are seen playing with the condom as a balloon after the educative purpose  was done.

RELATED POSTS

Key Kenyan media personalities react to Bebe Cool’s Break the Chains Album

Leader of Opposition Joel Ssenyonyi graduates with Master’s Degree

nyanzi
Stella Nyanzi and her daughter making a balloon out of a condom.

Below is her post.

I had the ‘condom talk’ with my eleven-year-old daughter. I explained the dangers of unprotected sex, without blinking. Feeling like a Ninja-Warrior, I pulled out a packet of black condoms. She asked about the colour. I told her I preferred condoms that look like the real thing. Luckily, she did not ask for details about the colours of things.

So I talked about the tip of the condom and how it is important to squeeze out the air before rolling it up the waiting specimen. We practiced squeezing gently in order not to tear the tip. She asked about how women with long varnished finger-nails squeeze out the air without tearing the condom. I referred her to her auntie with long varnished finger-nails. God bless their next meeting!

And then I talked about disposing of the condom after using it. I was careful not to leave out any age-appropriate detail of condom-use for my darling daughter. And then I asked if she had any question.

“Yes, Mama Stella,” she said enthusiastically. “I have a question.”

“What do you want to know?” I asked with a sense of foreboding.

“So, how big does the condom become if I blow it Mama?” She asked.

“Oh, big, I guess,” I replied cautiously.

“Please, please, please Mama Stella, can I blow it and see?” she asked.

“Sure. Here,” I said as I held out a condom.

“Eeeooww,” she made a face at the oily lube on the condom.

“For smooth entry and travel,” I explained.

And then my daughter blew and blew and blew the condom. It got much bigger than the balloons we usually blow to decorate our party-rooms. She put it onto her belly-button and it nearly touched the floor. We laughed at the joke. And then, just as the child she is, my daughter began to play catch with the blown condom. She threw it up into the air and reached up to get it. Our condom talk was over!

 

Related

Tags: Makererestella nyanzi
Share20Tweet13Send
Matooke Republic

Matooke Republic

Freshly peeled info from area code 256

Related Posts

Stella Nyanzi labelled “Uganda’s rudest poet” by international publication, The Guardian

by Trevor Taremwa
3 years ago

...

Kenyans threaten to deport Dr. Stella Nyanzi

by Riaz Paavo
4 years ago

...

Stella Nyanzi wondering why Ugandans are not on the streets despite Bobi Wine’s call for peace demonstration, “We are only seeing photoshops”

by William Kasoba
4 years ago

...

This is what I admired in him as a leader with mass popularity–Stella Nyanzi lauds Bobi Wine’s call for peaceful demonstration

by William Kasoba
4 years ago

...

Facebook to block Stella Nyanzi over attacks on Bobi Wine, NUP

by William Kasoba
4 years ago

...

Next Post

Court summons music duo Radio and Weasel over Jeff video

UPDF soldier shoots four, kills self.

RECOMMENDED

dfcu Bank partners with Makerere University to advance research, innovation, and student support

July 6, 2025

Key Kenyan media personalities react to Bebe Cool’s Break the Chains Album

July 6, 2025
  • 643 Followers
  • 23.9k Followers

MOST VIEWED

  • Here is how to use NIRA’s new online portal to register or renew your national ID

    3830 shares
    Share 1532 Tweet 958
  • Kampala University proprietor Prof Kateregga’s wife rejects DNA results indicating one of three children is not his, demands fresh test in the United States

    90 shares
    Share 36 Tweet 23
  • DNA test confirms late MP Ssegirinya was father to only 4 of 9 children presented after his death

    90 shares
    Share 36 Tweet 23
  • Dj Karo finally wins over Cedric Babu’s heart, introduction underway

    180 shares
    Share 72 Tweet 45
  • Pastor Bugingo’s daughter Doreen Gift awarded scholarship to Arizona State University in the US

    60 shares
    Share 24 Tweet 15
Matooke Republic

Uganda's only free Newspaper. Out every Thursday. Freshly peeled info. kiwatule, Kampala, Uganda.

  • Home
  • News
  • Entertainment
  • Gossip
  • Features
  • Business
  • Sports
  • Health
  • Photos

© Matooke Republic 2024

© Matooke Republic 2024

This website uses cookies. By continuing to use this website you are giving consent to cookies being used. Visit our Privacy and Cookie Policy.