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LOL: Men share painful testimonies of how they came to fear “Kampala Women”

Matooke Republic by Matooke Republic
March 9, 2023
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Has anyone told you to fear women? If so, what came into your mind at that very instant?

A tweet is making rounds on the blue app, where a one @Mr_Mugii said, “We should have a day on this app for guys to give testimonies of how amazing their lives have become ever since they started fearing Kampala women.”

He was the first to offer his testimony.

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“Due to both public and private demand…the gents have decided to give their testimonies today. I’ll go first.

Nothing wins the amount of peaceful sleep you get once you release Kampala women and their lies. Even my skin started glowing ? Mugi, 35yrs old. UGANDAN,” he tweeted.

Men have flooded his tweet with a series of painful testimonies.

A one @M_B_U_G_A said, “Once dated this Kampala woman ??so I went through her phone and she was busy sending nudes to some gent, I left and after 2 months I managed to save some money and gained 3kg in two weeks It’s Mbuga again, 38 years old.”

“I used to end the month in debt, month to month, and by year-end, I’m in deficit budget of my life. When I gave up on them, three months had cleared all the debts they had caused me, six months had started saving and after 1.5 years was able to see myself stop renting and have my own crib,” @AqramJam tweeted.

@simon_omukiga said, “I used to call it love, doing everything this girl wanted, I could even cook for this girl coz she told me she didn’t know how to cook well. Not until I had gone to visit her at her place and the moment I left like this, she came following me back to town to sleep at my friends.”

Meanwhile, this is not an attack on women.

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