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Texts that will make any man go insane

Matooke Republic by Matooke Republic
September 7, 2018
in Relationships
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Sometimes texting men can be a bit difficult. You are not sure what they want and you are not sure if they are even interested in you.

They keep their responses curt and cool, and you are left with a feeling of uncertainty. Guys always seem to keep cool and collected, but what if you were to turn the tables and throw him off his game for once with witty responses to texts?

Play it cool right back to him and you will have him on the edge of his seat. Keep him wondering and waiting for more by being the leader in the conversation.

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Show him who is in charge with these sassy (and funny) texting responses and he is sure to be interested. If you keep him wanting more, he will want to see you and talk to you even more.

“Who is this?”
Always completely throws them off their game. You can follow up once they tell you who they are with a quick apology about a new phone, but the power will have already shifted — to you!

“Cool.”
Use as an answer to an invitation he seems to be excited about. If he writes, “I want to take you to a nice dinner tomorrow night,” you can just be savvy and aloof and reply “Cool.”

“Good to hear from you!”

Use this as a closing line with the guy who took too long to write. And mean it — no sarcasm! This leaves them feeling like you have been so busy since he left your radar and have met so many amazing people since, that it actually feels even longer to you because he is so far in your past.

This will motivate him to write more and stay fresh in your mind.

“Thanks, sexy xx”
Have you ever dated a player who was always “hey baby” this and “hi sweetie” that, and you just knew that you were far from the only girl he used these sweet nothings with? End every exchange with this.

First, it is flattering, and that will make his chest puff up with pride. But keep it such a part of your vocab that he realizes it is not necessarily something special, and make him wonder who else you sign off with ‘sexy’ and ‘x’ too!

Make sure he always texts last, no matter what
And if you find that no matter how hard you try to do this, he always manages to leave you hanging, then just don’t respond right in the middle of a conversation.

Trust — he will write again. Even throw in one-word responses often, like “nice” and “wow.” The one who puts in the least amount of effort wins.

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