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Government of Uganda announced plans of registering and issuing birth certificates to animals in what they called “one of the one of the major demands on the international market”. The move looked as funny as it sounded, and Ugandans have responded with funny memes as well. Here are some of those we managed to collect for you.

Name: furugencio Besigye happyhour
DOB:12/07/2017
Place:ntungamu
NIN:CZ27E7Q9754#AnimalRegistration pic.twitter.com/RbWhhxwzWQ
— The Ninja beard (@boogie_amara) July 18, 2019

https://twitter.com/Greatness_Doroo/status/1151735379810234368

https://twitter.com/Cecilia97N/status/1151520054426685441

Name: Kyempene Gorreti
Village: Nyabikoni
Nin: CM127936z
Birth Date: 31/08/2011#AnimalRegistration pic.twitter.com/14MQb8xuAn
— Mutana ❁ (@bruno_akampa) July 17, 2019

https://twitter.com/doug_mutungi/status/1151572113351991296

After getting a birth certificate for your cow, and you expect it to live outside?NO ? pic.twitter.com/dDsLBVS3fy
— Jøn ryáns™ (@QuteJR) July 17, 2019

Ugandans are way too fast ???? pic.twitter.com/IFXC6Y4HcD
— Wilfred Zahaa (@WZahaa) July 17, 2019

Name: Goat bosco
Date of birth: 12/7/2006
Nin: a12nim91
Origin:bunyaruguru#AnimalRegistration pic.twitter.com/8CKshftwv6
— epaphroditus? (@epaphroditus14) July 17, 2019

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